Good, good e-mail

"Hello,

Just to let you know…

Your ....has now left w.a.s.t.e. in the UK.

It is now too late to make address changes or order cancellations.

You can expect delivery of your ... in the following estimated times.

UK 1-8 days
Europe 3 -14 days
Rest of World 5-18 days

December is a busy time of year for postal services globally, so please be patient."



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5 -18 days!
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